14 days of fuckmas - pre-book now (dec 12)

**Also accepting smartphones, laptops, cameras, and other electronics and select gift cards as payment (models must be less than 3 years old) ($100 gift card = $50-60 credit)

nia nevermore

"...Quothe the Raven...Nevermore." - Edgar Allen Poe

Once a big booty goth girlfriend, but now since metamorphosed into a classy, sophisticated woman with an ardent love for Gothic poetry and dark literature, I love sharing the finer things in life with witty & generous individuals.

I work with couples as well. Whether I'm hired to spice up your sex life or help a woman reach her first big O (and teaching you how to get her there quickly every time) I love saving and strengthening relationships.

I'm always turned on and writing the last paragraph made me really wish I had a woman to please. Someone make that happen, ASAP rocky lol.

I'm a luxury companion, and you'll see my prices reflect the high level of value I place on myself and on my body. Please don't insult me by trying to haggle.

I'm quite the peculiar human, and likely unlike anyone you've met thus far in your journey on this 👽 gold 🪙 farm.

🚨I'm down to verify you by meeting in public for a coffee. We can discuss business further from behind our overpriced, delicious Starbucks drinks. 🚨

Or, we can save time and you can just send me the damn deposit LOL be smarter than the scammy whores. It's not hard to see who's a scammer and who's just going to take your deposit and run if you just use that little grey--or is it pink--blobby thing 🧠inside your skull.