JANE

Let's be real you're here because my photos made your member stand at attention; but don't feel embarrassed its what I was going for ;) I get asked a LOT " Are you real?" Yes, I am 100% real except for my tits. But what can I say I like the new ones and don't worry so will you. I'm a Libra. If you don't know what that means exactly, keep reading to find out. I am always fair and I have the best intentions. I'm a great listener. I'm a social butterfly, a peacemaker, and a people pleaser. I can hold a conversation about anything. I'm charming and romantic. I see the best in people. But that doesn't mean I don't also have a little bit of a bite (but don't worry I'll only bite you if you ask nicely). I am a complete spit-fire, I am not afraid to keep it real and go on wild adventures, letting the universe take me wherever. I love making people laugh and can find the humor in almost anything. Now to the juicy details you probably really want to know... The Really Important Stats Gender: Female Age: 33 Height: 5’7” Weight: 115 Breast: Enhanced 32D Measurements: 32-29-37 Ethnicity: White/Caucasian Build: Slender/Athletic Hair: Pink and Blonde Eye Color: Brown Grooming: Bare Tattoos: Yes, please Piercings: Yes Smokes: Yes Drinks: Yes, I'm making myself a margarita right now My best life skills to get me this far: Laughing at the best, worst dad jokes wearing my tool belt-with nothing else! Losing my phone 10x per day (yes, that is why I have multiple lines, its that bad) My Favorites: Fruit: Bananas Fair Food: Pronto Pups Color: Sapphire Blue Vehicles: my Chevy Music: Pantera **IMPORTANT PLEASE READ** There are a lot of SERIOUS clients that want to schedule appointments. If you are not serious about making it to your scheduled appointment, I will no longer accept appointment requests from you. Please be considerate of everyone's time! Thank you in advance for your understanding. Appointment Scheduling Etiquette (this is important) Established clients will get a