Anna

Santa Rosa incall tonight 01/25! I will only accept one appointment (I really put the "pal" in palindrome. There's no "me" in palindrome- oh wait there is. Anyway...) Have you ever wanted to visit Poundtown? (not the grocery chain in the UK) Now is your chance! *pulls crank* My “name” is Anna, and I’m that impossible combination of beautiful, personable, and smart that people often say doesn’t exist. The catch is that I’m rather awkward, don’t really know how to act sexy, and have xy chromosomes (but was born with external female reproductive organs I swear**), but I make up for it with a sense of humor and tendency to make stupid puns. I spend nearly 100% of my day writing code (Mostly backend and CSS can kiss my ass), but some of those percents are spent looking for company, and therefore here we are. On a day-to-day basis you can find me wearing typical “brogrammer” attire such as turtlenecks, dad jeans, granny panties, among other articles of clothing I’ve hoarded from the 90s and headsets that only work 50% of the time, but don’t let that fool you - I will not make you run away screaming. And don’t be shy…feel free to “pick out” the genre of clothing — for lack of a better word — that you’d like me to wear upon meeting I offer an authentic experience that with stick with you for years to come. Nobody has had a truly disappointing experience with me, and most people have had what they call an “11 out of 10” experience with me, so statistically speaking there isn’t a whole lot that can go wrong. ** I’m one of the many forms of intersex: look up ‘androgen insensitivity syndrome’ to learn more. And idk…perhaps you’ll get a kick out of feeling ‘kinda gay’ based on my chromosomes alone ? Not ready to meet me but wanna see more? Unfortunately, in order to keep up my public real-life reputation separate from here I must keep my pics here a bit ambiguous. However, I have other locations on the web that can satisfy that urge if ya know what I mean. To book,